Abstract Speech

It's Easier If I Just Show You

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I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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thisdanobrien:

Working out of a Dunkin Donuts in a bus station in Nashville and this ten year old white girl has been staring at me for ten minutes at least. When I looked at her she shrieked “HOOOOOT” like a banshee. Am I in a gang now? Am I in her spot? I don’t know the codes in Nashville, do I need to give her money? Do not feel safe.

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An Open Letter to Sam Pepper

lacigreen:

Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…

My name is Brian Murray. I’m not Internet-famous, but I am 100% on board.

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coelasquid:

rosslynpaladin:

So, ceolasquid, is this accurate?

Cool facts Toronto is more uncomfortable and gross in the summer than LA, it’s just that LA’s summer lasts longer. LA is just hot, Toronto’s the same temperature but also muggy and humid and sticky with mold growing anywhere that doesn’t have stellar ventilation.

"That sounds like my town."*googles*"Because we’re on the same latitude. I live as far north as part of Canada. This changes everything!"

coelasquid:

rosslynpaladin:

So, ceolasquid, is this accurate?

Cool facts Toronto is more uncomfortable and gross in the summer than LA, it’s just that LA’s summer lasts longer. LA is just hot, Toronto’s the same temperature but also muggy and humid and sticky with mold growing anywhere that doesn’t have stellar ventilation.

"That sounds like my town."

*googles*

"Because we’re on the same latitude. I live as far north as part of Canada. This changes everything!"